Tea Leaf Astrologer
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Have you ever met a Leo with a show dog? I doubt it. Because if there’s one thing this fire sign hates more than sharing the spotlight, it’s feeling inferior to another being in any way. Who has the silkiest locks, the smoothest gait, the most charming disposition? Of course you do, Leo. But this month — and yes, everyone knows it’s your birth month — don’t be surprised if you’re not getting the undying affection you so desperately crave. Do yourself a favor: relax. Your fans still adore you. Especially your rescue mutt.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Brush up on your social skills this month. Interrogation and flirtation are inherently different.
Libra (September 23 – October 22) Love is in the air. But you won’t catch it with a butterfly net. Read that again.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Spin and you’ll win. It’s really that simple.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Don’t throw the crazy out with the bath water. You know you’d be lost without it.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Two words: Muscle through.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Let’s not beat around the bush. You know what to do. Swallow your pride and ask for help.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Too much of a good thing isn’t the case this month. Just don’t forget to say thanks.
Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ve just moved mountains. Don’t think people haven’t noticed. And don’t let that go to your head.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Plant the seed. Then leave it be. Seriously. Walk away.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Pack your bags, sweetheart. Go someplace you’ve never been. It’s time for a little perspective.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Don’t spend it all in one place. But if you do, remember that abundance is a mindset. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.