Tea Leaf Astrologer
(April 20 – May 20)
Sometimes you’ve got to know when to fold. This is especially true for those born under the Earth sign of Taurus. But when the cosmos deals you a humdinger — and, this month, that does appear to be the case — raise ’em, baby. (Ahem: This is about your standards.) They say we can only love others as deeply as we love ourselves. On that note, have you ever tried mirror gazing? In the buff? These are rhetorical questions.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Making risotto? Stir frequently. Otherwise, don’t.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Hint: raw oysters.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
At a certain point, bending the rules becomes the game itself.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Shake before opening.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You’re looking for more depth. How do you feel about wetsuits?
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Coffee will only get you so far.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Don’t mistake peace for boredom.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Enough is enough. Read that again.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Start by rolling up your sleeves.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Your gut is trying to tell you something. Best to listen.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Make the first move. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.