Tea Leaf Astrologer
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
If you agree to disagree with a Capricorn, you may never get the goat off your leg. But if you can learn to appreciate this stubborn Earth sign’s somewhat forceful nature — and, perhaps, let them think they’re right — then you quickly will discover that their hearts are usually in the right place. Driven by passion, Capricorns aren’t afraid to speak their minds. When life gets a little spicy in the wake of the full moon, don’t poke the fire-breathing goat.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Bowie said it best: Turn and face the strange.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Sure, martyrdom works. For now. But they’re onto you.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Get your popcorn ready.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Easy, skipper. Smooth sailing entails the whole crew.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Ready for a miracle? Try listening.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’re the ringleader of your own spectacular. Dress the part.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Either road will take you there.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
My sources say no.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
It’s OK to circle back. Not all journeys are linear.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Use your words.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
The stars are in your favor this month. Mostly. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.