Tea Leaf Astrologer
(October 23 – November 21)
Everyone knows that the greatest revenge story never told is currently playing on a loop inside the dark and secretive mind of a Scorpio sun child. Relax. While the mischievous glint in your eyes does raise some suspicion, they’ll never know what you’re really thinking. On Monday, November 13, a new moon in your sign will offer a fresh perspective. Are you ready for a plot twist? You just might surprise yourself.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You’re going to taste that more than once.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Splurge on the fancy cheese.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Clear the cobwebs.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Your eyes give you away.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Two words: buffet etiquette.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’re clenching your teeth again.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Leave your shoes by the door.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Dress for the part you want.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Try chewing between bites.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Make space for a new houseplant.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Ever tried kickboxing? OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.