Tea Leaf Astrologer
(August 3 – September )
While there’s a part of you that longs to feel understood, let’s be honest: Your deadpan nature thrills you to your overly guarded core. Following a messy few weeks of Mercury stationed retrograde in your sign, you’ll have a rare opportunity to turn your hawklike perception inward. Don’t be afraid to examine your own motives. Are you overcompensating for something? Keep looking. You may be surprised by what you see.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Consult an expert.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Don’t spill all the tea at once.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You’re in the cabbage again.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Take a bold first step.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Be the stranger you wish to see in the world.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Mind the pit when you bite down.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Don’t settle for the sideline.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Ever heard of feng shui? Prove it.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Resist the pumpkin spice.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Trust your inner rumblings.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Three words: ice cream sundae. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.