Tea Leaf Astrologer
(May 21 – June 20)
A random fact (because it’s clear you collect them): Butterflies taste with their feet. As the social butterfly of the zodiac — and one plagued by an ever-wagging tongue — suffice it to say that Geminis know the taste of their feet. But for every foot-in-mouth moment you suffer, your wit and charm never fail to bail you out. When Mercury (your ruling planet) enters Gemini on June 11, your blundering will subside. In other words: They’ll be eating from the palm of your hand.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Delete the app.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Please remain seated while the ride is in motion.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Let it be a surprise.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Just add water.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scrolling isn’t a hobby.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Take a long, deep breath.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
It was already broken.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Don’t spoil your supper.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Exit the hamster wheel.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Butter your own biscuit.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Two words: car karaoke. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.