Tea Leaf Astrologer
(April 20 – May 20)
Shakespeare was a Taurus. And while most born under this sensual earth sign tend to be loquacious, few have a gift for reading the room. If you think you’re an exception, perhaps you’re right (but you’ll never know). Regardless, when benevolent Jupiter enters your sign on May 16, consider it a green light to ask for what you really want. Good things are coming. And when they do: “To thine own self be true.”
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
The answer hasn’t changed.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Water what you plant.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Make a U-turn.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’re overmixing again.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Keep your chin up.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
There’s more than one way.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
It’s time to cull your “friends” list.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Say it in a letter.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Get ready to flex some new muscles.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Deep listening requires deep stillness.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Go back three spaces. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.