Tea Leaf Astrologer
(March 21 – April 19)
Life gives us what we need even if we don’t have the RAM to ask for it. In your case: lessons in patience. While you’ve been through the wringer this year in more ways than one, trust that it’s not been in vain. The big picture begins to clarify this month — you’ll see — and when Jupiter enters your sign on April 22, it may well inspire some monetary gain. Things are looking up. Never mind that you’ve got a spending habit to match your fiery temper.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Cash in your chips.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Beware of the Freudian slip.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Open a window.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Embrace the liminal space.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Two words: Tupperware upgrade.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Keep a light on for grace.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
The silence will tell you everything.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Mind where the roots run deep.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Loosen your grip.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
The tension is palpable.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Consider a digital detox. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.