Tea Leaf Astrologer
(December 22 – January 19)
Here’s what they don’t tell you about goat yoga: You become the mat. “What’s the harm in a bit of hair nibbling?” you might wonder. “Even the droppings are kind of cute.” When you’re accustomed to being the goat, it’s easy to see the world in this way. Others are less amused. This month, as you deftly scale whatever obstacles might arise on your path, try not to step on your allies’ toes. Honoring boundaries will get you further.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Wear your sunglasses.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
The remedy is within you.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Check the mailbox.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’ve made your own bed.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Go for the twin pack.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The eagle has landed.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You’ll know the red flag when you see it.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Rule of thumb: Rinse before use.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Move the plot forward.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Someone needs a hug.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Just take the stairs. PS
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.