Tea Leaf Astrologer
(November 22 – December 21)
We all know you’re the live wire of the zodiac. A hell of a party guest, too. But you’re so much more than a wildcard or a cheap thrill or a flaming hot mess. You’re kind, generous and far more sensitive than people realize. This month, Venus is in your sign until Dec. 9 and Jupiter is finally direct. Like it or not, you’ll be a magnet for love, money and luck. Just remember that your energy is precious. You get to choose who’s worthy of basking in it.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Try aiming a bit higher.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Do yourself a favor: Call it what it is.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
The end isn’t always the end.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’ll be fine.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
The jokes are getting a bit stale.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Normalize active listening.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Is it time to take out the trash?
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
It’s all fun and games — or is it escapism?
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Spice things up: Go for the two-ply.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Consider an alternate route.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
If it doesn’t bring you joy, then what are you even doing? OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.