Tea Leaf Astrologer
(October 23 – November 21)
They say one rotten apple spoils the barrel. Let’s put it this way: Your thoughts are the apples. While you aren’t prone to having more wormy ones, per se, you’re certainly more inclined to hold onto them. Grudges, in particular. Those closest to you can sense when you’re stewing, but no one knows how dismal it can feel to be dancing to the same noxious tune ad nauseum. Remember that you’re the DJ. Forgiveness is a gift to yourself.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Best not to think twice.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Let them talk. You know the truth.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Set an extra plate at the table.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Chew before you swallow.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Bring a poncho.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
This might sting: There’s nothing between the lines.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Try rotating your mattress.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Wear the dang sweater.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You’re asking the wrong question.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Go for the store-bought.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Something’s overheating. (Hint: It’s not dinner.) OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.