Tea Leaf Astrologer
(September 23 – October 22)
It’s hard to find balance in a world so positively askew. Even for you, Libra. And yet, you make it look easy. Contorting yourself with such subtle mastery that no one seems to notice you’re bent out of shape. Let the plates fall. Draw yourself a bath. The Earth will keep spinning while you recharge. And with the blustery energy of the new moon and partial solar eclipse sweeping in on October 25 — a breath of fresh air — it may be time to unearth a hidden passion.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
In through your nose, out through your mouth.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Slow down and proceed with caution.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
It’s time to clear the cobwebs, darling.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
The door was never locked.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Two words: system reboot.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Butter won’t save the stale bread.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Try sweetening the pot.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
There’s an app for that.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Don’t leave yourself at the altar.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Opening a window might help.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Concentrate and ask again. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.