Tea Leaf Astrologer
(July 23 – August 22)
Here’s what the other signs struggle to understand about Leos: You’re not seeking the spotlight; you are the spotlight. Nothing delights you more than basking the ones you love most in your incomparable generosity and warmth. Unless it’s your birth month. They should know that one day is not enough to celebrate the vastness of your glory; it’s your turn to be pampered and spoiled. That said, if they happen to blow it — very likely — try channeling your wrath into something productive. Like making better friends.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Digest this: It’s not your problem to fix.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Take your vitamins.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Just walk away.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
The miracle isn’t always obvious.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
One word: moderation.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Try giving a tinker’s damn.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Watch your step.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Dust off your dancing shoes.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
It’s all the same coin.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You’re fooling no one.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The drawing board is your friend. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.