Tea Leaf Astrologer
(June 21 – July 22)
If ever you’ve ridden a drop tower — one of those gut-in-your-throat “free fall” rides at the carnival — then you can imagine what it feels like to know and love a Cancer. But only those born under the influence of this cardinal water sign know what it’s like to be perpetually at the whim of such sensational pinnacles and descents. This month will be no different, especially with that full supermoon on July 13. May as well enjoy the ride.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Something needs watering. Hint: It’s not a plant.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You can’t see the signs if your eyes are closed.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Let the tea steep.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You already know the answer.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Keep moving. They’ll come around or they won’t.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You’re thinking the fun out of it.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
The prize is never inside the box.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Tell it to your dream journal.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Best to get it straight from the source.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Leave your phone. Forget the umbrella. Let life happen.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
The invitation will be obvious. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.