Tea Leaf Astrologer
(May 21 – June 20)
You’ve heard the boiling frog myth. Stick a frog in a pot of boiling water and it will jump out; but stick one in cool water that is gradually heated and, yep, it cooks. Don’t go meddling in the wrong pot, Gemini. And, certainly, don’t get complacent there. Known for their clever and charming nature, this ever-babbling air sign has a knack for nosing their way into other people’s business. Consider turning that devotion inward before things get slimy.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Give it time. The wound becomes the medicine.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
It was never about the honey.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Ditch the training wheels.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You’ve mastered subtlety. Don’t be surprised that no one’s noticed.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Let the patterns clash.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Maybe take it down a notch.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Reply hazy. Try again.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Does the phrase “dirty laundry” mean anything to you?
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
More porch swings, less mood swings.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’re cutting against the grain again.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You are what you eat. Try adding some flavor. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.