The Accidental Astrologer

Dark Side of the Moon

As ironic as it is, this month’s total lunar eclipse is a highlight of 2018

 

By Astrid Stellanova

Oh, my, Star Children! We are in for a treat on January 31st, when there will be a total eclipse of the full moon. If that isn’t a bang-up way to start the New Year, then I don’t know what is.  Take a moon bath under the stars! Hoot and holler and raise your voices up! Star gazers say this cosmic event will bring mothers and working women into the limelight. Watch for this to be a recurring theme all year long. Ad Astra—Astrid

 

Capricorn (December 22–January 19)

You don’t need to keep looking in the rearview mirror. All good things lie ahead, Sugar. Memory lane is closed. And what you have lying straight before you is worth focusing on. Meanwhile, there is a great opportunity for investing in yourself and a new idea in the new year. Don’t let that escape you — take the off ramp!

Aquarius (January 20–February 18)

Well, look at you social caterpillar! You have broken into a tough circle of friends that only took about a thousand forevers. But you were patient and they finally saw that one of you was worth ten of a lot of people.  You’re well loved, Honey Bun.

Pisces (February 19–March 20)

You sayin’ your Jaguar can’t make it up the driveway at your mountain place? Or you’re allergic to all metals but platinum? Sugar, that is something called a humblebrag. Nobody else has told you, so I have to. It is true you have been prosperous. And that you have especially fine taste. Just say a little bit less about it.

Aries (March 21–April 19)

Somebody bamboozled you pretty good. Looked like you couldn’t tell a skunk from a Billy goat. Well, they reckoned wrong. You’ll get your chance to settle the score but don’t let it concern you. The view ain’t worth the climb, Honey Bunny.

Taurus (April 20–May 20)

There is one somebody who gets under your skin and makes you lose your ever-loving mind. You know who and when. You have got to stop the blame game, hurling insults faster than Kim Jong-un. It might be a game to them but it is bad for your constitution, Sugar.

Gemini (May 21–June 20)

You’ve been showing too many teeth. Makes people nervous, and that completely undermines you. Stop trying so hard to be liked. You don’t have to work that angle. If you can stand in your truth, they will admire you, anyhow. You are likeable enough, Sally Field.

Cancer (June 21–July 22)

Let’s get some lumbar support for you, since you’re having a lot of trouble with your backbone. The thing is, you let a situation get out of control because you felt a lot of misplaced sympathy. But what they need from you is leadership. That might require you to be a lot firmer than your Beautyrest mattress.

Leo (July 23–August 22)

Yep, your little plan fell into place, which either puts you in the catbird seat or the litter box. You were cunning and scored a win. But is this a game you really want to win? Ask that question. Also, a friend from your past needs a pal. It would be good karma just to let them know you remember them.

Virgo (August 23–September 22)

Can’t never could, Sugar, but don’t kill yourself. It is also true that flop sweat ain’t becoming. During the holidays you may be asked to step up and take on a social role that you have never especially wanted. But it will be growth for you. And a toehold inside a door that has been closed for a very long time.

Libra (September 23–October 22)

You speak Southern? Then you know not to look over yonder for something right under foot. Focus is all you need to find your heart’s desire. And even though you feel like you have given all you have for a mighty big goal, you have something important and don’t even recognize it.

Scorpio (October 23–November 21)

Hunh? Darling, you brought a cup of Ramen noodles to a knife fight? I don’t know what got into you lately, but you have had this idea that life is a spectator sport. Well, what are you planning to do with the rest of this special life? This month is a good time to ask yourself if you are going to keep chasing after unicorns.

Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)

It was not your fault that all the effort you made last month didn’t pan out. So move on, Sunshine and enjoy the show. There’s a whole new opportunity right before you, right this second, to become the person your Mama always knew you could be. Nobody can eclipse your bright lights this month.  OH

For years, Astrid Stellanova owned and operated Curl Up and Dye Beauty Salon in the boondocks of North Carolina until arthritic fingers and her popular astrological readings provoked a new career path.

The House of Whispers

A Depression-era Tudor reimagined by designer Randal Weeks of Aidan Gray Home

By Cynthia Adams   • Photographs by Amy Freeman

Ia house can talk (as my husband is convinced that they do) they either shout or whisper. In that case, a formerly dark and languishing Tudor now speaks in silken, cultured tones. The sophisticated tones ring out in an understated palette employed by a wildly popular design expert with furnishings, lighting and accessories that translate into haute couture for lovers of Euro-chic. 

The house restoration project was undertaken by Randal Weeks, a name less familiar than his widely recognized business, Aidan Gray Home.

So, when Pinterest and the blogosphere first posted details in early 2017 of Weeks’s historic home renovation, it was impossible not to sit up and pay attention. The house of the moment was one in the Triad — in High Point, no less!

The Euro-chic aesthetic of Aidan Gray Home includes modern furniture and antique reproductions, lighting, garden décor, lamps and chandeliers. Tony New Orleans and Houston French-inspired interiors often feature at least a few Aidan Gray touches, summoning what could be described as the European counterpart of Ralph Lauren — minus the jewel tones, tartan plaid, brass and leather. Instead, Aidan Gray’ signature look consists of the sort of deconstructed antique seating, pale walls and distressed pieces that has made Restoration Hardware a hit — you have likely seen some of Aidan Gray’s pieces in an RH catalog and didn’t realize it. 

But who would ever have imagined that such an understated look would be compatible with a 90-year old Tudor that had been languishing on High Point’s Hillcrest Street — looking roundly depressed and tatty —  and crying for help?  Only the visionary Randal Weeks, as it turns out. He snapped up the property, making plans to redo the home for his personal use. 

He must have sensed the former stateliness of the home that had belonged to W.C. “Chase” Idol, a High Point bank executive who required a residence that would reflect his station in life. In the fall of 1929 Idol engaged architect Lorenzo Winslow to design a grand home on the half-acre lot in Emerywood. Winslow favored the Tudor style and built many examples before the Depression dented his Greensboro business and he left to work in Washington.

The design included four bedrooms (or “chambers”) and three baths. Featuring leaded glass windows, flanked by an open porch on one side and by a porte-cochère on the other, the house was beautifully conceived. 

The original front door, with brass braces, was over 2 inches thick.  Its heft hinted at what was behind it: a generous center hallway and sweeping stairway with a customized railing. 

Idol, the original man of the house, spent his workdays at the downtown High Point location of Wachovia bank near his new home, which had considerably more panache than its owner.

“W.C. was ironically named Chase,” observed one acquaintance. Ironic because the man himself was “about as energetic as an earthworm,” the acquaintance allowed in an amusing oral history of High Point notables recorded in 1989. The author also recalled Chase’s habit of keeping a flyswatter in hand, idly swatting flies at his desk — seated with his back to the window.

But there were no flies on Randal Weeks, whose own Aidan Gray showroom stands very near the former location of Chase Idol’s workplace.

Moving with purpose, the designer gutted the Tudor to the studs, hauling off 100,000 pounds of plaster, yet preserving all the architectural features for re-use. Confessing in an online blog to being borderline obsessive-compulsive, Weeks said he could not tolerate all the plaster cracks. Electrical systems were totally redone, and creaking radiators were hauled out.  One of his close assistants lived on site to implement Weeks’s vision.

A vision that expanded the size of the house to more than 5,500 square feet, thanks to the addition of three more bedrooms and  baths, spa-like in ambiance. Weeks also invested the house with dark stained floors, a sleek kitchen and landscaping that included an elegant statue. 

The exterior was given a facelift, with the brick and timber exterior painted a pale gray and white, and overgrown shrubs and trees removed. 

All told, the designer invested half a million in the renovation of the the old Tudor, adding luxe details like heated tile floors in the kitchen and baths, and replacing those plaster walls with insulation and sheetrock.

Having removed all the house’s trim, doors and special touches, Weeks carefully replaced the moldings and ornate detail afterward.  He removed a disappearing stairway to the attic and converted it from storage space into a full third floor (the location of three additional bedrooms and two of the three added baths) with permanent stairs.

Weeks then filled the three-story house with art, and shades of Aidan Gray: distressed antiques from his own furniture line, and even a custom-made dining table — overseeing every detail personally, including window treatments. 

Ultimately, though, Weeks would never occupy the Idol house. Given the proximity of his Aidan Gray showroom, he had originally intended to use the house during furniture markets and as a vacation home. But during the renovation, his family argued that the Tudor would be too work-associated to make for a good retreat. Eager to see his vision through to completion, Weeks deemed the renovation a design experiment that gave him absolute creative freedom and intimated he would sell the house.

As rumors of its sale circulated, Dr. Nik and Lori Teppara kept their ear to the ground.

A realtor friend, Lesley Bailey, had told the couple about the house before Weeks had even completed the renovation of the guest house/garage. The Tepparas didn’t want others to know of their interest — it was a large and imposing house and, as ones who live modestly, they preferred to pursue the sale quietly. “My husband insisted we park nearby and walk over,” Lori recalls.

But the heart wants what the heart wants. And Lori’s heart immediately skipped a beat as soon as the big door swung open and she had a clear sight line from the entry to the kitchen.

“When I walked in, I just knew,” says Lori. “White, gray, streamlined. . . I wanted the house. We put in an offer within weeks.” For the busy couple — Nik is a surgeon and Lori is a trainer who operates a fitness studio — the newly sleek and rebuilt house has the benefit of modern conveniences and upgrades within the elegant structure of an historic house. 

“I never thought we’d live in an old house,” Lori adds. “But this is a new house with old bones.”

The couple not only wanted the house, they wanted the furnishings, as well. They took ownership of the house on February 1, 2017, and moved in immediately after closing, having quickly sold their previous home, the William Delk house in High Point’s Heathgate “It’s a nice house and we loved it,” Lori says fondly of their old abode that they’d inhabited since 2011.

But their new dwelling . . . this is one-of-a-kind.

With a few exceptions (some pieces of artwork that the Tepparas have collected), it maintains the designer’s interiors as Weeks had envisioned.

The designer was so obsessive to detail that once the Tepparas had expressed their intention of buying the home, its purchase was delayed  . . . by Weeks’s sourcing a particular carpet for the master closet — a “plush one,” says Lori, “that won’t show vacuum lines.”  He also installed a chandelier inside the closet.

But as the saying goes, God is in the details. That much-discussed contemporary kitchen with open shelving? It isn’t simply that it features several twinkly, Euro-style lights, but that the signature lighting is presented in such a way as to inspire a blogger to compare it to an art installation. 

The professional grade gas stove? “It’s blue inside,” says Lori, who enjoys that particular, secret detail.

Idol has been essentially chased away, flyswatter and all; this house bears the distinctive imprimatur of all that typifies Aidan Gray.  And yet — it is now the Teppara house and thoroughly lived in and loved.

Truth be told, there are some detractors. Never mind the fact that the rescued house was in dire need of a facelift. Or that it languished on the market before Weeks bought it, and had multiple (read: expensive) issues. Forget that it could have been a tear-down, given its generous lot and appealing location. For purists and preservationists, the Randal Weeks house redo isn’t necessarily their cuppa tea. Top on the list of their objections: the pale gray paint applied to the Tudor’s brick exterior —the designer’s dominant color — and that was just not cool with those who barked online about painted brick being an insult to the architectural style.

However, for lovers of Aidan Gray’s European vibe, which typifies ornate architectural details and objets d’art juxtaposed against a pale canvas — the house is a thing to marvel at. There is no cry for help now. It whispers hipness. It whispers artfulness and class.

And for the Tepparas, function. Lori reminds that at the time of the move, she and Nik had a new baby and two other young children. “We did not want to do any work on the house,” adds Lori. The couple had neither time nor inclination.

Not only had they fallen in love with the Aidan Gray aesthetic, “We needed more space,” Lori allows. “We loved open concept when our son was 1. But as we had more children, we wanted a more traditional home.” It was also in walking or biking distance for them both to their workplaces. “My husband’s a surgeon, and he has no time, and I have a fitness business.” They switched two sofas around to make the downstairs den more utilitarian for their younger children. They replaced a painting over the fireplace with one from their designer friend Stacy Yow. 

With a few exceptions — a Four Hands console, for instance, embellished with the names of New York subway stops (a nod to their mutual New York pasts when Nik was doing his residency and Lori ran Hubble Fitness) — the house maintains the designer’s interiors.

Today, these are the things Lori loves most about the new “old” house: She loves the sleek open kitchen, and that she is constantly discovering new things to appreciate. The ice maker “makes incredible ice — and I didn’t even notice it was there until my 40th birthday party!” she exclaims. She loves its double ovens, the large range, the abundant storage and that the kitchen was expanded to run the entire width of the house, even retaining original corner cupboards. She has come to appreciate the heated tile flooring as well.

Upstairs, the former sewing room (according to the house’s original blue prints, which were given to Weeks) is now a pale pink color and suffused by afternoon light. It is warm and cozy — and Lori says one of her favorite aspects of the entire house. The sleek showers in the 6 baths are of-the-moment — but her youngest children prefer the generous tub of the master bath, which has a waterfall effect.

Lori also thinks it’s nice that eldest son, Brayden, has a room on the third floor and privacy. “He’ll appreciate it one day,” she says knowingly.

In December, the Tepparas opened their home for the Guild of Family Services of High Point, with 125 guests enjoying the former W. C. Idol home.  “They had a record showing, and raised the most money,” Lori texts afterward.

In the unseasonably warm days of early winter, no doubt guests enjoyed the furnished porch that opens off the living room, and outdoor art by Meredith Covington and Nan Jones.

Lori is happy for guests to fill their home, as the couple spends much of their time in the kitchen and den areas.

To accommodate occasional visitor overflow despite the seven bedrooms, they finished off the guesthouse, then added a garage and expanded the existing driveway.

That porte-cochère is a charming touch, but a squeeze for modern cars, much larger than anything Idol drove in 1929. “My husband drives a Ford Raptor,” Lori says, wincing. “It’s a tight fit for the cars. I took his mirror off.” 

Today, Idol might be amazed to see his fine home newly redone by a well-known designer and now enlivened by the patter of not two little feet but six — the three energetic Teppara children. “Brayden is now 7,” says Lori, “Brooklynn is 5, and Tegan is 2.”

She shakes her head. “Was I glad the house was done and ready to move in?  Yes, I was!  I had a 1-year-old, a 4-year-old, and a 6-year-old.  And I work,” she laughs. 

Now, the house that once whispered to Randal Weeks is filled with laughter, thanks to her little ones. OH

Cynthia Adams is a contributing editor to O. Henry. When her and her husband Don’s 1926 house whispered, “buy me!” she heard it. Now it is shouting, “time to redo the downstairs bath!”

Breathing Lessons

A New Year’s message about healing with trees

By Ashley Wahl     Photographs by Chris Van Atta

 

Between every two pines is a doorway to a new world.

– John Muir

Nothing is ours to keep. It’s a gnarly pill to swallow . . . until it isn’t.

Summer before last, heart aching for a lover I chose to leave yet didn’t know how to release, I began humming an unfamiliar tune as I walked past a colonnade of ancient sycamores. The melody was soothing, but when the lyrics floated into consciousness, the haunting beauty shook me to my core.   

I breathed you in, now, Darling, I must breathe you out . . . 

Tears blurred my vision. Whatever dimension that song had come from (I sure didn’t write it), the truth of it felt like a blow to the chest. Love is as formless and infinite as air, and yet we find ourselves desperately grasping for it. I reached for a trunk to keep from falling over. 

You were never mine to keep. You were never mine to keep . . .

The heart wants what it wants despite the circumstances. I had just experienced the kind of love that births poets — the kind you never return from — and there was nothing to do but let go of it. Tears burned my cheeks as I gasped for air. I pressed my forehead against the sycamore’s mottled bark until I felt as if I could breathe again.

Trees are masters at letting go. Look at the sycamore, its gray bark peeling away to reveal a deeper layer of beauty. Study the naked branches of the black walnut against the crisp winter sky. Imagine being so vulnerable — having perfect faith in your own magnificent cycles and unfurling.

J.R.R. Tolkien wasn’t the first to envision trees as magical, spirited beings. The ancient Celts saw them as gifted healers, teachers and guardians between worlds. I happen to share these beliefs. Not because I adopted them from anywhere. I’ve just spent enough time with trees to know that they’re doing more than cleaning the air, although I can’t think of a more profound offering.   

In 2016, The New York Times ran a profile on German forester Peter Wohlleben, author of Hidden Life of Trees: What They Feel, How They Communicate — Discoveries from a Secret World.

“Though duly impressed with Mr. Wohlleben’s ability to capture the public’s attention,” wrote journalist Sally McGrane, “some German biologists question his use of words, like ‘talk’ rather than the more standard ‘communicate,’ to describe what goes on between trees in the forest.”

There isn’t a morsel of scientific research to back me when I say this, but I believe that trees share their sacred wisdom telepathically with those open to receiving it.

Some trees are more transparent than others.

Having spent countless quiet hours nestled in the sweeping branches of a nearby climbing oak, a favorite lakeside perch to watch the great blue heron stalk its supper, I wasn’t entirely surprised to receive this clear and simple message from the old tree one recent evening as a golden sunset painted the sky magnificent:

The love that you give is the love you receive.

“Thank you,” I whispered to the tree I call Spire. Yes, love is infinite and formless. I carry that kernel of wisdom like an amulet worn close to the heart.

In the late 1990s, environmental activist Julia “Butterfly” Hill spent two years 180 feet up an ancient California redwood to prevent loggers from felling it for lumber. Eighty-some days into Hill’s tree-sit, a wicked rain and hail storm with 70-mile-an-hour winds hit. Frigid and struggling for her life, she started talking to the tree dubbed Luna. This is what she heard back:

“The trees in the storm don’t try to stand up straight and tall and erect. They allow themselves to bend and be blown with the wind. They understand the power of letting go.” 

Witness one autumn and see the exquisite beauty of such complete and knowing surrender. Perhaps if we were able to quiet our minds and bodies for long enough, we, too, might accept that change is synonymous with life. We might have deeper faith in the big picture.

The summer I moved to Asheville — yes, heartbroken and searching for the love that was already within me — I spent mornings in meditation at the base of Mama, the twisted maple on the grassy hill in my front yard. When I closed my eyes beneath her, I felt deeply grounded, as if my own invisible roots were firmly planted in the earth. In that stillness, I could hear music with my entire being. The vibration of cricket song. A tapestry of chirps and warbles and caws. Wind through leaves.

Mama was not separate from this breathing soundscape, I realized. We’re all a part of it. The secret is being present for long enough to hear it.

Perhaps that’s the ultimate wisdom. Presence. Choosing to be here, now, again and again.

A few weeks ago, having realized it was time to say goodbye to another beautiful romance, I felt an aching in my chest that I knew was not mine. I walked upon a favorite tree, a multi-trunk vision with a portal-like opening just large enough for me to step inside. Cradled inside this healing channel, I did the only thing there was to do: exhale.

“Let everything that is not yours dissolve,” said the tree. “Only love remains.”      

As I let go, this time with less resistance and considerably fewer tears, I felt my heart grow light. Nearby, a squirrel playfully scurried across the forest floor, scrambled up a tree, then leapt from limb to limb with acrobatic grace. Off in the distance, a couple having a picnic shared a kiss.

A smile warmed my face as I felt the wisdom of the trees take root inside my being. Love is always here. Yes. There’s no need to grasp for it. All we have to do is breathe.   OH

Ashley Wahl is editor of O.Henry magazine.

 

The Road to Greatness

Along a historic American highway, the heart and soul of a nation is revealed

By Jim Dodson

Over the past few months I’ve been traveling the Great Wagon Road, researching a book about the 18th-century route that brought generations of Scotch-Irish, English and German immigrants to the American South, including both branches of my family.

Roughly following the so-called Great Warrior’s Path that lay along the eastern slopes of the Appalachian mountains from Pennsylvania to Georgia, used for millennia by native American peoples for hunting and warfare, the Great Wagon Road stretched more than 800 miles from Philadelphia to Augusta, Georgia, and was said to be the most traveled road in Colonial America.

Thomas Jefferson’s daddy mapped and named it, and a young George Washington cut his teeth scouting and fighting Indians along it. Dan’l Boone traveled the Road from North Carolina to the unexplored frontiers of Kentucky and Ohio, while three major wars that shaped our national identity were conducted along it: the French and Indian War followed by the American Revolution, and a dozen critical battles of the American Civil War, most notably the bloodbaths at Antietam and Gettysburg.

By my rough count at least three presidents and more than a dozen colleges and universities grew up along the Great Road, as I first heard a Salem College history professor call it 40 years ago, not to mention a dozen of Eastern America’s most important towns and cities, home to social visionaries and inventors who created everything from the Conestoga wagon to Texas Pete hot sauce and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

Most of the early Quakers who populated Guilford and Alamance counties also made their way to a new life in these parts by traveling the Great Wagon Road, a branch of which was called the Carolina Road that took others (including my English and Scottish forebears) to Hillsborough and the coast.

Though I’m not yet halfway on my travels from Philadelphia to Georgia, thus far it has been a trip full of rewarding surprises, unexpected turns, fresh insights and inspiring encounters. In my quest to know more about where we collectively came from — and how this remarkable road shaped the nation we inhabit today — I’ve already traversed a dozen major battlefields and museums, attended lectures and church services, hung at the elbows of area historians and academic scholars, spent hours in local archives, historical associations and historic sites, investigated iconic forefathers and forgotten heroes, unapologetically played tourist everywhere I could, checked out the hokiest roadside attractions and sampled local cooking every chance I got. 

What a simple pleasure this project has been — not to mention a refresher course on the power of American democracy during one of the most divisive years in memory.   

For perspective, try Googling  “What Americans Know About Their Own History” and you may be deeply alarmed to learn what we collectively don’t know about our past and how our democracy was designed to work. Various polls over the past decade have shown, for example, that 67 percent of Americans have no idea what the purpose of the U.S. Constitution is for — or what exactly an “amendment” means. Another recent poll indicated more than half of high school graduates thought the 4th of July celebrated the end of the Civil War, another that the majority of Americans couldn’t simply name the three main branches of American government. 

The estimated half million frontier settlers who came down America’s first great “highway” beginning in the early 18th century — Ulster Scots, German Lutherans, Moravian bretheren, Amish and Menonite farmers, Presbyterian and Anglican preachers, and Eastern Jews — had no prescient awareness of the diverse nation they were collectively creating. The vast majority were simply ordinary folks who’d crossed oceans to seek a fresh start, religious freedom and a piece of the New World they could claim as home.

In the process, the native peoples of North America were largely marginalized and exterminated, a tale as old as the hills, and an entire race was enslaved — mistakes we are still struggling to come to terms with and compensate for today. 

For this and other reasons, my desire to travel the “Road that made America,” as a prominent Pennsylvania historian called it during a long lunch conversation, has been building in me for at least two decades.

That’s why my travels along the Great Wagon Road have been such a soul-stirring pleasure — a much-needed reminder of why America has always been great and simply needs to get back in touch with the values and principles that drew our forebears to a wilderness in the first place.

In Philadelphia, I dined at the historic City Tavern where the Sons of Liberty plotted the birth of a nation. I sat for a golden hour in a sunlit pew at Christ Church where Washington, Franklin and Betsy Ross worshipped, chatting with a fellow who lives and breathes the values of Benjamin Franklin, American’s first true Renaissance man

At Lancaster, I dove deep into Amish culture and found myself trying to eat my way through the nation’s oldest farmers’ market and discovering the origins of the revolutionary Conestoga wagon that carried pioneer Americans across the continent. Just down the road in York, where in 1778 the Second Continental Congress signed the Articles of Confederation (a prelude to our Constitution), I sat in on a delightful night of local historians spinning tales about a town where the American Industrial Revolution essentially began.

On a cold morning in late November, I attended the 154th reading of Abe Lincoln’s extraordinary Gettysburg Address with a distinguished Lincoln biographer, standing on the very spot in the National Cemetery where Lincoln gave the most inspiring speech in American history. Afterwards, I lunched with the nation’s leading Lincoln impersonator — a biology teacher from Illinois — who told me that “playing Lincoln” had profoundly changed his life in a dozen different ways. The next morning, I walked the famous battlefield at dawn where the course of the Civil War changed over three days in July of 1983. I could swear I heard drums.

Two weekends later, my wife and I joined a slow-moving line of cars inching across five miles of soulful Potomac countryside simply to drive — sans headlights — through the annual illumination of the Antietam National Battlefield, the 29th year that more than 1,500 area Scouts and volunteers have placed 23,000 luminaries on the tranquil killing ground where more Americans died on a single day than in any other battle. The next morning, we attended services at the oldest Episcopal church in West Virginia, just across the river in Shepherdstown, a gorgeous little Potomac town where the wounded of Antietam shared Trinity Church on alternate weeks going forward — the Union wounded one week, the wounded boys in butternut and gray the next. 

In Hagerstown, Maryland, where the German wing of my family got off the GWR to head west to a new life in Cumberland and West Virginia, we attended a wonderful German Christmas market and spent an hour learning about the Colonial origins of Christmas in America during a walking tour of town-founder Jonathan Hager’s original stone house. Our guide was a retired career military man named Max Gross whose love of local history was flat-out contagious. “We are a blend of so many diverse cultures and people in America,” he said, explaining how various aspects of Christmas traditions really came from a dozen different cultures ranging from Poland to Turkey. “We think of these traditions as uniquely ours, but we are the splendid sum of so many cultures and people who came together in a wilderness to form the greatest democracy in history.”

I could go on indefinitely about the diverse and lovely Americans I’ve met on my little odyssey through time and history, the sacred places I’ve walked, the many surprising things I’ve managed to learn, and even the hokey tourist traps I’ve explored with boyish glee.

For this correspondent, the year ahead holds the promise of more spiritually enriching encounters with people from all walks of American life,  a lesson of civic renewal  among people who love their towns and communities with a passion that is palpable, a devotion that is true. Despite our present differences, their Great Road ancestors, I suspect, would be proud of how far they — and we — have come.  OH

Contact Editor Jim Dodson at jim@thepilot.com.

 

 

Photographs from the Memorial Illumination at Antietam National Battlefield

True South

For the Love of Nothing

An entire month devoted to . . . whatever

By Susan S.Kelly

I speak now for that silent minority who fear to voice, confess, or admit their glad anticipation for, their deep abiding love for, their eternal gratitude for . . .  January. Believe ye: there are those of us who crave every endless 31 days of a month so roundly dreaded by so many.

Bring it, baby.

For quad-A overachievers, list-makers, and borderline OCD peeps like myself, January is the season of somnolence, of letting go. For over-organized souls, nothing beats a full-on month of . . . nothing.

No holidays, and therefore no searching, purchasing, wrapping, hiding. No candy. No centerpieces. No costumes or cocktails. No (unspoken but acknowledged) competing for best dessert or coleslaw or fireworks or slalom or Easter basket or parade float. Personal bonus: no family birthdays.

No yard work. Everything is leafless, hideous, and charmless, and with any luck, will stay that way for six more weeks. The only outdoor chore is filling the feeder. No to-dos of raking, mowing — it’s too early to even prune. Nothing needs fertilizing, watering. Even kudzu is temporarily tamed to a crinkled, wrinkled weed. I’m so thankful it’s too early to force quince or forsythia; no sense of obligation there, and if you still force narcissus, I have a collection of lovely forcing vases and trays and even the rocks that you’re welcome to. Sorry, but I need to hold on to the gin that stiffens the stems. And I love my roses, but, boy, do I love when they’re whacked off and not producing, and therefore not accusing me of leaving them to grow blowsy and frowsy rather than cutting and delivering them to someone whose life, living room, and outlook would be improved by — oh, never mind. I may be the only person you know who gets depressed when the first bulbs begin blooming.

No fundraisers on PBS. This is huge.

Nothing at the farmer’s market equals absolution from waking early to haul yourself there, and trying to fairly spread your vegetable benevolence to several farmers with pleading eyes. Nothing edible locally means seasonal broccoli and citrus with unknown origins are just fine. As for other aspects of eating, in January it’s practically unpatriotic not to exist on semi-solid foodstuffs straight from your Crock-Pot. Go ahead, add another packet of taco mix to that pork butt, onion soup mix to that chuck roast, chili mix to that ground beef. Dow, Inc. knows: Better living through chemicals.

No campaigns, primaries, elections. No yard signs. No door-to-door, ’cause it’s too cold for solicitors, and if you haven’t gotten your subscriptions and wrapping paper by now, sorry. And altar guilds everywhere — Rejoice! and God rest ye merry gentlemen and women — no need for changing altar hangings and linens. Even at church, once you get past Epiphany, there’s a nice long stretch of nothing until the deprivations of Lent. As for resolutions, by mid-month they’re mostly moot, admit it.

Within the narrow demographic of January adorers, there’s an even smaller contingent: the snow lovers. For those of us dreamers, hopers, prayers and devotees of white stuff, January is the month during which those fervent desires are most likely to be fulfilled. For those who disloyally decamp for sunny Southern climes, desert isles, and ski slopes, all the better. Less car and foot traffic to mar the peaceful white perfection of a snowfall. Sorry, dear, I couldn’t get to the grocery store for supper supplies. Feel free to scrape whatever’s left in the . . . Crock-Pot.

It occurs to me that, were I ever to get a face-lift, January would be an opportune time.

Isn’t it divine to go to the movies and catch up on all those blockbusters you missed and get just the seat you want? Because no one else is there. Plus, you’re exonerated from even going to the movies: Everybody knows nothing Oscar-worthy is released between January and March.

Not that I encourage sloth, far from it. January is the month made for domestic industries, with the iPod blasting in your ears and no fear of anyone catching you atonally belting tunes with Justin Timberlake or Taylor Swift. Consolidate coupons, cull the catalogs, schedule your spanking, sparkling pristine new calendar with all the birthdays you forgot last year. Polish silver. Then, transfer your earbuds to your laptop, scoot your socked feet to the fire, and proceed to unabashedly binge Netflix, knowing you’ve earned and are entitled to The Right to Relax.

Oh, poor despised, derided month, that span of gloom and chill, so scorned and shunned by humanity, I’ll be there for you, bundled and content, cheering you on. Hermits, unite. We knew what Oscar Wilde really was referring to when he uttered, “the love that dare not speak its name” — we few, we happy few, who wallow, with glee, in January.  OH

Susan Kelly is a blithe spirit, author of several novels, and proud new grandmother.

Birdwatch

Waterlogged

Look for the charismatic, aquatic Pied-billed Grebe in winter

By Susan Campbell

Here in North Carolina, winter is the season for spotting waterfowl. Inland, in addition to Canada geese, birdwatchers have a shot at seeing more than a dozen species of ducks on local lakes and ponds. If you are looking closely, you may notice a very small swimmer, one that is often solitary in its habits.  This would be the charismatic pied-billed grebe. It is the pied-billed that has the largest range of five grebes found across North America.

The pied-billed grebe is a compact waterbird in a family of birds that are expert swimmers and divers. In fact, you will never see a grebe on land. Their legs are placed so far back on their bodies that walking is very difficult. Not surprisingly the word “grebe” means literally “feet at the buttocks.” But these birds can readily dive to great depths to forage for aquatic invertebrates such as crayfish as well as chase down small fish.

However, they are not the strongest fliers, having relatively small, rounded wings. I find it amazing that our wintering individuals come from as far away as the upper Midwest or even central Canada.

The pied-billed grebe is smaller than a football with shades of gray and a white underside.   

Pied is defined “as having two or more different colors.” As its name implies, this bird has a silvery gray bill with a black band. It is very stout. The jaws of these birds are also very strong, and more than compensate for what they lack in bill length. Cracking the exoskeletons of insects, shrimps and clams is no problem for this beautiful swimmer, as is hanging onto slippery minnows. Another interesting detail of this bird’s anatomy is that it has an extremely short tail with bright white, undertail coverts that make it possible to identify this bird at a distance.

These little birds have some interesting behavioral adaptations that are well worth watching for. For one, they have the capability to sink below the surface if the situation warrants. Somehow, they are able to control the buoyancy of their plumage and so can readily absorb water to increase their weight and quickly disappear from sight. Likewise they can swim with their heads just below the surface so as to not be seen. And they can even employ a “crash dive” to evade predators, pushing themselves downward with their wings and kicking hard with their feet.

One other well-known trait of pied-billeds is that they eat large quantities of their own feathers. It is thought that they create a large but porous plug in the gut that traps dangerous fragments of certain food items from entering the intestine. They even feed feathers to their young.

You can look for pied-billed grebes on any body of still or slow-moving water.  Larger creeks, marshy ponds or even larger lakes in our area may host these little birds from October through March. However, individuals may give themselves away by the long, loud series of variable chatters, bleats or coos that they make in late winter or when advertising their territory to the occasional interloper.  Either way, these birds sure deserve a good look any time, even though they are not that large — or very colorful.  OH

Susan would love to receive your wildlife sightings and photos at susan@ncaves.com.

The Omnivorous Reader

Wrestling Prose

An iconic insider on the art of writing well

 

By Stephen E. Smith

In his latest book, Draft No. 4: On the Writing Process, John McPhee deconstructs the process he’s spent a lifetime perfecting: writing on obscure subjects and delighting a discerning readership with technical explanations, entertaining narratives, and meticulous description, all of it couched in impeccable prose.

He begins by analyzing the most complex component of the writing process: structure. Using as an example his New Yorker article on the Pine Barrens, McPhee admits to spending two weeks lying on a picnic table in his backyard staring up into the branches and leaves and “fighting fear and panic” because he couldn’t visualize a structure for the material he’d assembled. Years of extensive research — interviews, articles, books, personal observations, etc., all of it cataloged on coded note cards — had gone into the project, but he couldn’t overcome the dread of banging out that first sentence and arranging the material in a readable form. Eventually, he overcame his writer’s block and produced an article that morphed into the bestselling book, but the experience was painful — and instructive. In an attempt to convey the intricacies of the process, McPhee employs a series of drawings and diagrams that, unfortunately, do little to untangle the complexities of problems he’d confronted. But readers shouldn’t be deterred. As with many of McPhee’s books, there’s a preliminary learning curve to overcome before landing on the safe side of abstraction.

In “Editors and Publishers,” McPhee delves into the internal workings of The New Yorker and the publishing house of Farrar, Straus, and Giroux. His insider anecdotes are informative and humorous and include character sketches of the editors and editorial staff, affectionately detailing their eccentricities. “Mr. Shawn [editor of The New Yorker] actually seemed philosophical about its [an obscenity] presence in the language, but not in his periodical. My young daughters, evidently, were in no sense burdened as he was.” He also contributes an anecdote concerning Shawn’s objection to writers turning in copy about locations that were cold, such as Alaska or Newfoundland: “If he had an aversion to cold places it was as nothing beside his squeamishness in the virtual or actual presence of uncommon food” — although Shawn approved a McPhee proposal to write about eating road kill in rural Georgia. 

In “Elicitation,” he dispenses useful advice on the art of interviewing, citing as an example his experience with comedian Jackie Gleason. His description of “The Great One,” bits and pieces of relevant detail — Gleason called everyone “pal” — creates a living and breathing facsimile of the comedian, and older readers will find themselves transported back to The Honeymooners and the loveable peccadilloes of the irascible Ralph Kramden. In a Time cover story on Sophia Loren, irony functions as description, succinctly capturing Loren’s appeal: “Her feet are too big. Her nose is too long. Her teeth are uneven. She has the neck, as one of her rivals has put it, of ‘a Neapolitan giraffe.’ Her waist seems to begin in the middle of her thighs, and she has big, half-bushel hips. She runs like a fullback. Her hands are huge. Her forehead is low. Her  mouth too large. And, mamma mia, she is absolutely gorgeous.”

Gleason and Loren notwithstanding, McPhee devotes an entire chapter to a discussion of “frame of reference,” pieces of common knowledge that a writer employs to enhance a subject’s comprehensibility. He cautions against using allusions that don’t possess durability, warning that writers should never assume that anyone has seen a movie that might be used as an allusion. “In the archives of ersatz reference,” he writes, “that one [movies] is among the fattest folders.” He notes that popular culture changes with such rapidity that it’s dangerous for a writer to conclude that any allusion carries the weight of meaning necessary to elucidate a subject. To prove his point, McPhee polled his Princeton students using references such as Paul Newman, Fort Knox, Cassius Clay, Rupert Murdoch and discovered that the majority of his undergrads registered a low degree of recognition — and when it came to identifying Peckham Rye, Churchill Downs, Jack Dempsey, George Plimpton, and Mort Sahl, his students were blissfully ignorant.

In his final chapter, McPhee again confronts writer’s block. In a note written to a frustrated student, he suggests a remedy: “Sometimes in a nervous frenzy I just fling words as if I were flinging mud at a wall. Blurt out, heave out, babble out something — anything — as a first draft. With that you’ve achieved a sort of nucleus. Then, as you work it over and alter it, you begin to shape sentences that score higher with eye and ear.”

If there’s a fault with McPhee’s writing, and it’s difficult to find even the smallest gaffe, it’s an occasional touch of the dictionary disease: demonym, multiguously, bibulation, horripilation, etc. — words that will force the reader to touch his index finger to the Kindle screen, or God forbid, crack open a dictionary.

McPhee is straightforward, practical, and illustrative, detailing the struggles serious writers endure on a daily basis and pointing out, finally, that creativity is the product of what the writer chooses to write about, how he approaches the subject and arranges the material, the skill he demonstrates in describing characters, the kinetic energy of the prose, and the extent to which the reader can visualize the characters and story. As always, he writes with grace and charm, and Draft No. 4 earns a niche on the bookshelf next to Strunk and White’s Elements of Style, the Harbrace College Handbook, Writing Down the Bones, Roget’s International Thesaurus, and the OED.   OH

Stephen E. Smith is a retired professor and the author of seven books of poetry and prose. He’s the recipient of the Poetry Northwest Young Poet’s Prize, the Zoe Kincaid Brockman Prize for poetry and four North Carolina Press awards.

January 2018 Almanac

It is deep January. The sky is hard. The stalks are firmly rooted in ice. 

  Wallace Stevens, “No Possum, No Sop, No Taters”

Begin Again

Perhaps it’s true that the best narratives are cyclical, taking the reader on a figurative journey that ultimately leads them back where they started, yet, through some alchemical reaction, altogether transformed. Like the fool’s journey, or the legendary ouroboros eating its own tail.

Which brings us back to January.

Outside, a pair of cardinals flits between the naked branches of a dogwood and the ornate rim of the pedestal birdbath. You think of the piebald gypsy cat who used to visit, how he would balance on the ledge to take a drink. Months have passed since you’ve seen him, but that drifter has charm. You’re sure he’s napping in some cozy sunroom, patiently waiting for the catkins and crocus, for the cheerily, cheer-up, cheer-up, cheerily return of the robin. The warmth of your own smile stretches across your face, and in this moment, all is well. 

On this first day of January, you imagine the New Year unfolding perfectly. Steam curls from your tea mug as an amalgam of flavors perfumes the air.

Cinnamon bark, licorice, ginger and marshmallow root . . .

Giving yourself permission to luxuriate, you reach for a favorite book of poems. “To read a poem in January is as lovely as to go for a walk in June,” said German author Jean Paul. You turn to a dog-eared page, can almost smell the honeysuckle and wild rose. You’ve read this poem many times, yet, like you, it is brand-new.

Blue Moon with Honey

Henry David Thoreau could wax poetic on “That grand old poem called Winter.” Perhaps it’s not the easiest season to weather, but from darkness comes light. Behold phloxes and hellebores, snowdrops and winter-blooming iris, and on Wednesday, Jan. 3, until the wee hours of Thursday, Jan. 4: the Quadrantids meteor shower. 

Named for Quadrans Muralis, a defunct constellation once found between the constellations of Boötes and Draco, near the tail of Ursa Major, the Quadrantids is one of the strongest meteor showers of the year. Although a just-full moon may compromise viewing conditions, you won’t want to miss a chance to see this celestial event.

Twelfth Night (Jan. 5), the eve of Epiphany, marks the end of the Christmas season and commemorates the arrival of the Magi who honored the Infant Jesus with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh. Seeking a hangover cure following this night of merrymaking and reverie? Ginger tea. And don’t be shy with the honey dipper. The natural sugar will help your body burn off what’s left of the wassail.   

January’s blue moon falls on the last day of the month. Reflect upon the ways you let your own light shine on this rare and energetically powerful night. Like attracts like. What are you calling in for 2018?

To Your Health!

Traditionally served in a large wooden bowl adorned with holly and ivy, wassail is a hot alcoholic cider that spells celebration. Many recipes call for port, sherry and fresh-baked apples, but here’s a simple (un-spiked) version for you. Start now and wrap your hands around a mug of hot wassail within the hour. Serves four.

Ingredients

2 cups apple cider

1 cup orange juice

Juice of one lemon

2 cinnamon sticks

6 cloves

1/4 teaspoon ground ginger

1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg

Instructions

Combine all ingredients in a large pan.

Bring to simmer over medium-low heat. 

Reduce heat. Continue simmering for 45 minutes. 

Ladle into mugs and enjoy.

Iris on snow on white background

 

There are two seasonal diversions that can ease the bite of any winter. One is the January thaw. The other is the seed catalogues.   

— Hal Borland

January 2018 Poem

About Magic

A quantum taste of joy

hidden in a top hat

The wisdom of love

up your sleeve

Tell me your story as

you rise wingless

above the stage

Let me make you believe

in the vast unbelievable

Wave your wand and

marry our kindness

Clapping we shout “encore!”

— Ry Southard

In The Spirit

Hot Toddies

Warming up your winter cocktail repertoire

By Tony Cross

Maybe itís just me, but I think whiskey carries over better with folks during the colder months. I drink it year-round and definitely had my share of Boulevardiers over the summer, but I tend to drink whisky and whiskey straight more so during this time of year. However, at the end of the night, I usually prefer to mix myself a hot toddy of some sort. Toddies are simple drinks to make, with hardly any ingredients to grab from your kitchen. I desire them during certain late nights because they are soothing, and don’t pack the punch of imbibing it straight. I usually like to mess around with different ratios, bitters, and liqueurs to put a spin on the classics, and the toddy is no different. A good hot cocktail can put aches and pains at bay, even if it’s only for a few hours.

The first mention of a whiskey toddy is written in Jerry Thomas’s 1862 book The Bar-Tenders Guide, , but it’s referred to as an Irish Whiskey Punch: “This is the genuine Irish beverage. It is generally made with one-third pure whiskey, two-thirds boiling water, in which the sugar has been dissolved. If lemon punch, the rind is rubbed on the sugar, and a small proportion of juice is added before the whiskey is poured in.” Let’s break that down. One-third of Irish whiskey can be 2 ounces, and the hot water should be 4. The “lemon punch” is nothing more than an oleo-saccharum (oil-sugar). To do this, take the peel from one lemon (avoiding the pith, as it will add bitterness) and place it into a small cup-sized container. Add half a cup of baker’s sugar on top of the peels, and seal. Let sit for at least four hours. This will extract the oils from the lemon peels into the sugar. In a small pot, add 4 ounces of water and put it on medium-high heat. Add the lemon-sugar, and stir until the sugar has dissolved. The amount of oleo-saccharum to add to your toddy is up to you; I recommend starting out with 1/2 ounce.

Renowned bartender Jim Meehan has his version of a hot whiskey in his newly published book, Meehan’s Bartender Manual. In it, he mixes Thomas’s Irish Whiskey Punch and Whiskey Skin. Thomas’s Whiskey Skin is whiskey, boiling water and a lemon peel. Meehan recalls his first hot whiskey when he visited Ireland for the first time in 1997: “I was no stranger to hot toddies, but I’d never tasted one with a clove-studded lemon wedge, which serves the same steam- and heat-mitigating function as the head on an Irish Coffee. Since alcohol boils at a lower temperature than water, if you combine boiling hot water with alcohol, heady fumes will evaporate from the glass, repelling all but the most intrepid imbibers.” That first whiff of a hot toddy might send you into a coughing frenzy. Meehan’s recipe is also simple:

Hot Whiskey

(Meehan’s Bartender Manual, 2017)

4 ounces hot water

1 1/2 ounces Powers Irish Whiskey (Jameson will work, too)

1 ounce honey syrup

Garnish with 1 lemon wedge studded with 3 cloves

Honey Syrup

(Makes 16 ounces)

8 ounces filtered water

12 ounces honey

Simmer the water and honey in a pot over medium heat (approximately 180˚ F) until the honey dissolves. Cool and bottle.

I’m sure you can see how making a traditional Whiskey Skin wouldn’t be the least bit interesting if you ordered one at the bar, or if you made one at home. I’m not saying it wouldn’t do the trick, I’m just saying. That’s why myriad barmen implement their own spin on today’s toddy. I’ll admit, I usually keep mine simple: bourbon or cognac with a rich demerara syrup, aromatic bitters and a squeeze of lemon. One week when under the weather, I did whip together something healthy and tasty. Maybe it wasn’t healthy, but I felt better afterwards.

Just as with any other classic drink, learn the basics and why it works. I chose High West’s American Prairie Bourbon. Why? Because it was the bourbon whiskey closest to my hand on the shelf. I used echinacea tea — this particular tea helped soothe my throat when I was sick the year prior — added fresh lemon for the citrus, and a local honey and ginger syrup for the sugar. For spice, I threw in a few dashes of Teapot Bitters from Adam Elmegirab (available online; flavors of vanilla, tea and baking spices). Easy to make, and really good going down. If you start with the basics, and learn why the specs work, it will become easier to play with other ingredients and make your own specialty toddy.

Hard Day’s Night

1 1/2 ounces bourbon (I used High West American Prairie)

4 ounces (boiling hot) Traditional Medicinal Throat Coat Echinacea Tea

1/2 ounce honey-ginger syrup

1/4 ounces fresh lemon

3 dashes Dr. Adam Elmegirab Teapot Bitters

Preheat a coffee mug with hot water. Add all ingredients into heated mug and stir lightly for a few revolutions. Add a twist of lemon.

Honey-ginger syrup

In a small pot, combine 1/2 cup honey (depending where you buy your honey, it will taste different; store bought not local will taste very sweet) 1/2 cup of water and 1 ounce fresh ginger juice (if you don’t have a juicer, grate organic ginger into a cheesecloth or nut milk bag and squeeze the juice into a container). Place over medium-high heat, and stir for a few minutes until all three ingredients have married.   OH

Tony Cross is a bartender who runs cocktail catering company Reverie Cocktails in Southern Pines.